- Originally by The Ramones
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- DDT did a job on me
- Now I am a real sickie
- Guess I'll have to break the news
- That I got no mind to lose
- All the girls are in love with me
- I'm a teenage lobotomy
- Slugs and snails are after me
- DDT keeps me happy
- Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
- That I got no cerebellum
- Gonna get my Ph.D.
- I'm a teenage lobotomy
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- Lobotomy!
- DDT did a job on me
- Now I am a real sickie
- Guess I'll have to break the news
- That I got no mind to lose
- All the girls are loving me
- I'm a teenage lobotomy